SpamThoughts

1. Apparently, there's such a thing as "Christian mortgages." Not just any old home loans but ones that meet the high standards of Jesus himself. Or maybe not.
2. "Remote-Controlled Space Unit" isn't just the title of a sci-fi porn movie.
3. The subject line "How to lose up to 30-LBS in 30-Days or less" is confusing. Which one might potentially be less?
   
4. "Christy" is a popular name among women offering services online.
5. "Mature mom's getting off!" is also a confusing subject. Plus the link was broken, which sucks.
6. "Actually see yourself looking more attractive." So, what, they're selling mirrors?