Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Things We Say to Kids that Sound Dirty But Aren't

9. Who's a dirty girl?
8. Yay -- you got the whole thing in your mouth
7. You like playing with the nipple, don't you?
6. You're good at pulling yourself up
5. Why don't you want to go down?
4. Wow, you really made a mess in your pants
3. Don't put that in your mouth
2. You can suck on that, but not too much
1. Who's your daddy?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This should be in a stand up routine!!!