What's going on in Romania?

And how soon can we get there? Some odd news items from the past few weeks, all of them involving sex and all of them from Romania:

• Kindergarten teachers' sex parties - Kindergarten teachers were filmed having sex parties in a nursery school in Romania.
• Oral sex recipient man loses license - A Romanian man who crashed his car while his girlfriend gave him oral sex has lost his license for 90 days.
• Doctors remove wedding ring from penis - Romanian doctors have removed a man's wedding ring from his penis.
• Prime minister offers to sleep with journalists' wives - The Romanian prime minister is offering to sleep with the wives and girlfriends of journalists on a Romanian newspaper to stop them claiming he is gay.
• Mayor: 'Stop pestering me for sex' - A Romanian mayor who set up a direct hotline for people to call with civic problems is asking bored housewives to stop inviting him round for sex.
• Porn judge resigns - A Romanian female judge, who was accused of starring in a porn movie, has resigned.
• Man superglued condom to penis - A Romanian father of five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

Future trend piece for Newsweek: "Why the rest of the world is jealous of Romania."