I have two definitions for Charlotte Observer's Ken Garfield to study before he writes his next column:

Invade: To enter by force
Smut: Obscenity or pornography

See, Garfield claims that smut invaded his home when he watched a sexually suggestive episode of "Will and Grace." His claim is prima face untrue based on the definitions provided above.

The funny thing is that Garfield doesn't usually take a stand on anything. He writes for a section of the paper called "Faith and Values" and his column is called "On Faith." He writes marshmallow-y pieces with titles like "Encounters with God," "A community of faith and a child's death" and "May learning take the place of ignorance."

Ken Garfield is "community journalism" personified -- boring, spineless, Wonder Bread writing without an agenda in its empty little head. The one time he does take a stand, he plants both feet directly on nothing.