Insert real post here

With so much going on, it's hard to write a serious entry. So, in the interest of filling space -- consider it the Internet equivalent of Hal Gurnee's Network Time Killers -- here's some lists of things.

Great things about the new house:

1. Big bathroom
2. Washer and dryer not in the same room where we cook
3. Another Chinese girl lives just two doors away
4. Great landscaping
5. Bought just in time for a Jackass Party
   

Things that need improvement:

1. Don't get to see the Chinese girl enough
2. After two weeks, Time Warner still hasn't hooked up our Internet access (still surfing off the neighbors')
3. Landscaping fell into minor disrepair (also needs mowing)
   

Bad ways to meet new neighbors:

1. Dog pees on flowers
2. Dog takes dump in yard
3. Dog chases cat
4. Using bathroom with window shade open

Suggested lottery numbers for the next Powerball:

1. 5
2. 11
3. 4
4. 18
5. 7 and 8 (tie)
   

Ways in which Sophie rocks:

1. All of them